BREAKING: The celebrity guest list for the premiere of Melania’s “movie” at the Kennedy Center just leaked…and it is SO EMBARASSING.
The Trump family has decided to combine vanity projects and hold a big premiere of Melania’s “movie,” entitled “MELANIA” at the Trump-Kennedy Center, and, well, let’s just say the guest list is as trashy and classless as its hosts.
Who wouldn’t want to rub shoulders with the likes of, uh, daytime TV host Dr. Phil? Or Dr. Oz? Or 2010s trap rapper Waka Flocka Flame? Or…let’s see here, *squints* social media magician Pete Anthony Sciarrino III? Or hey, here’s Maria Baritomo, the Fox News host! And Jordan Belfort, the serial fraudster and all-around scumbag whose crimes were documented in the film Wolf of Wall Street!
And of course, you have all the people obligated to be there, like Secretary of the Liquor Cabinet Pete Hegseth, Second Lady Usha Vance, Attorney General Pam Bondi, FBI director Kash Patel (with girlfriend, of course), and RFK Jr., who will likely be insisting all the popcorn be cooked in beef tallow and topped with roadkill.
While he was president, Barack Obama hosted the honors at Kennedy Center with such beloved artists and iconic Americans like Mel Brooks, Dave Brubeck, Robert De Niro, Grace Bumbry, Bruce Springsteen, Meryl Streep, Neil Diamond, Yo-Yo Ma, Sonny Rollins, Barbara Cook, The Eagles, James Taylor, Mavis Staples, Martha Argerich, and Al Pacino.
There is 100% percent chance Trump is going be sitting in the audience miserably griping to himself about how President Obama got to celebrate with the most famous Americans while he’s here watching a shitty movie that nobody cares about with washed-up talk show hosts and internet magicians.
A-list? More like…a list.
