Jim Wright: We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about that guy who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about that OTHER guy who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about Trump’s tax returns.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about what Trump gave the Qataris in exchange for that gaudy gauche grotesque $400 million gold-plated bribe.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about what private information Trump’s DOGE agents took from the Social Security Administration and the IRS. In fact, we know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about that 22-year-old DOGE agent, Big Balls, who’s currently porting our personal information to Elon Musk’s corporate hard drives.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than why the Saudis’ gave Trump’s son-in-law a $2 billion “loan.”
We know more about Biden’s prostate than Trump’s shady $2 Billion crypto scam.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than the details of Trump’s secret Central American gulag.
We know more about Biden’s prostate than we do about why Trump appeared so many times on Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs.
And yet, somehow, Biden’s prostate is the single most important thing the media can think of right now. It’s all consuming. It’s the single most important topic to Republicans and the MAGA money machine, and it’s as if none of them know just how many men have prostate cancer and live with it every day while going about their jobs and lives without it affecting their cognitive or physical abilities in any fashion whatsoever.
In fact, it’s a pretty good bet that a significant fraction of those men currently questioning Biden’s cancer diagnosis have prostate cancer themselves — and know it, and are hiding it from the public because it’s not relevant to the performance of their jobs.
But then, that’s not even in the top 10 when it comes to the hypocrisy of politics.
The confusion on Republicans’ part might be the cancer’s location.
And the fact they perpetually have their collective heads firmly up their asses.
But I digress.
Here’s the thing: voters and the Democratic Party leaders asked Biden dropped out.
So he did.
And THEN you had a chance to vote for someone who embraced many if not most of your values, who wasn’t a goddamn fascist, and most of all who was young and fit — except it turns out health really wasn’t the issue, was it?
Biden’s health issues doesn’t explain why you didn’t show up.
And, no, health really isn’t the issue at all.
But keep flogging that dead horse, it’s not entirely glue yet, I’m sure the press and the pundits and the politicians can squeeze it for another few grubby dollars.
