BREAKING: BOOM! Jimmy Kimmel ROASTS Melania for trying call for “unity” just to promote her “$75 million bribe” of a “movie” in hilarious takedown!
On his show last night, the sharp-witted late-night host and prominent Trump critic mocked the First Lady for her cynical appeals for “unity,” which is clearly just an attempt to redirect attention back to her and the imminent release of her definitely fictitious documentary about the 20 days before Trump took office again, which we must assume involves several hours of Trump in a burger coma while Fox News plays.
“Meanwhile, the first lady is not in a ‘Be-Best’ mood right now. According to the writer Michael Wolff, Melania is bigly upset that the murders in Minneapolis are overshadowing the release of the $75 million bribe… I mean, documentary that… that Amazon made for her,” joked Kimmel.
“Alex Pretti was killed on Saturday, the same day they had the VIP screening of the movie at the White House. Now, while she’s promoting her film, she has to answer questions about it. What is your message for America about unifying both sides? We need to unify.”
“Oh, good. Melania’s calling for unity. Either that or she’s ordering tea. It’s hard to tell, right? You need tea? Who need tea?” laughs Kimmel.
“All right, back to the movie.” [KIMMEL PLAYS A CLIP OF MELANIA ON FOX AND FRIENDS]
“Was that the first time you saw it, Saturday night?” asks the host. “Eet was de first time that he saw a whole film, and he loved it. Uh, he said, a must-watch,” says Melania.
Oh, for HIM, it is a must-watch. It’s not-not for us, but for him, yes,” riffs Kimmel.
“My guess is he saw the first eight minutes and fell asleep in his popcorn bucket…It is not, however, getting a positive response for some of the people who worked on the film. According to Rolling Stone, two-thirds of the New York crew asked to have their names removed from the credits.”
“Two is a lot of thirds. Two is… maybe, almost half, possibly even more than half!” finishes Kimmel.
It is the height of narcissism for the Trumps to think that people care enough about the three weeks Trump spent watching television and ignoring his family before turning our lives into a living nightmare, and a disgusting show of bootlickery for Amazon to pay tens of millions of dollars for the “privilege” of producing it.
It’s now on the American people to make sure it is a humiliating flop!
