BREAKING: White House attacks the WEATHER CHANNEL for the sin of accurately predicting rain on Trump’s tawdry UFC birthday bash!
The Trump team is melting down because The Weather Channel committed the unforgivable crime of doing its job by giving an accurate forecast of Sunday evening’s weather for the outdoor blood sport extravaganza that starts at eight.
There is a 60 percent chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, wind gusts up to 34 mph, and triple-digit heat index threatening the big cage fights on the White House South Lawn under the 92-foot high steel lightning rod known as The Claw.
“Predictably, the Trump White House’s Rapid Response X account melted down over the truth:
“This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline. Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA!”
How dare a meteorologist warn people that an outdoor event in mid-June D.C. might get rained out? The absolute gall!
Instead of adjusting plans for a legitimate weather threat, Trumpworld chose to launch a pathetic ad hominem attack on someone simply reporting the forecast. A friendless loser? What’d that guy (or girl) ever do to you?
This is what happens when your entire brand is built on the premise of being the greatest of all time in all things and the denial of objective reality, where even Mother Nature must stand down and any who says differently must have something severely wrong with them.
Trump’s lackeys can scream God Bless America all they want. They can knock themselves out raging at the heavens like King Lear on the heath.
But if mother nature wants to bring the rain, she’s gonna do it. Sorry MAGAts.
